i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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