I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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