apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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