Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
you had me at cake vodka
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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