why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
