oh god the rape fog is back!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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