But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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