Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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