so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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