Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
