...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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