i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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