he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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