i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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