My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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