I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Randomize
