I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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