I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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