dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It was a blind-side dick pic.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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