Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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