At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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