I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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