At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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