your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
