just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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