Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
