Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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