Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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