You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
