i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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