fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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