ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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