also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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