you mean i was at the winter classic?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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