my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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