Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
