some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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