Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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