Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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