I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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