I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
