And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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