first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i would punch a child for taco bell
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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