I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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