I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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