Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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