im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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