So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
