can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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