"it" just moved
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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