Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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