You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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