Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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