so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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