Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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